I accepted President-Elect Obama's offer to become his press secretary and will depart for Washington DC soon.First order of business:
Change out the old Oval Office furniture and get some FAT Lazy Boys!!!
Second order:
Introduce Jimmy Buffett on the Front Lawn every Friday night at Five O'Clock!
Next Order of Business....
Scale down and get nice sized Air Force One Plane (Falcon 900)Today's Final order of business....
More business after I settle down in Washington DC.
...of course hire a few personal assistants for my office!
More business after I settle down in Washington DC.
- Hire new White House Chef
- Hire new personal trainer
- Hire new dog trainer
- Purchase smaller fleet of vehicles
- Announce new foreign policy
- and introduce new Economic Plan
Stay tuned....
5 comments:
That is the MOST funny thing I ever read in my life... ha ha ha ha ha ha!
The world is in for some hurt... or fun, not really sure, if you were in charge!
Is it only Britain that has a Ministry of Fun (and a Ministry of Silly Walks)? Maybe you could ask the President Elect to appoint you to one of those positions. With the pending economic crisis people are going to need something to cheer them up.
I don't know how you got that picture of yourself at the podium, but it's really good. Now I really have to wonder what I should believe on your blog? :-)
LOL. I miss you Patrick...how your lovely girlfriend, Denise? I heard you guys are pretty tight!
Hi Leann, Yes, dating Denise but it's complicated, then again what girl isn't? LOL!! Tight? not sure about that!
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